I've got no room to speak. But. . .

You know, Obama once kinda of thought about joining the military.  And if there had been an actual conflict going on, like Vietnam or something, then he TOTALLY would have gone.  He swears.  

Don't touch this one, Barrack.  Your opponent is a Silver Star recipient who can't move most of his limbs because the Vietnamese broke every bone in his body.  I'd just smile and praise everyone in the Armed Services when this comes up.  Anything else makes it too easy for people to take crack-pot shots at you ;)